yes, i was grossed out by the "body is a wonderland" song but i got over it.

so pretty much whenever i admit to having a slight imaginary love affair with john mayer via his music i get hysterically laughed at...i am ok with this because john mayer is effing hot y'all. and we all know i often times base talents on hot dudes. (like that time i watched troy and thought it was the BEST movie ever, when in all reality it just featured brad pitt and orlando bloom in bed sheets and armor. and that quantifies best movie status in my opinion.) anyhoo, back to my imaginary love affair with john mayer. it's pretty awesome. and now that i have expressed this publicly, i truly see how mortifying and generally pathetic my life can be. in a major way. (but why stop there!) my imaginary relationship with john mayer is waaay better than a real one with any of the boys in this town so, i dig it.
john mayer is such an a-hole as a bf and i'm all like, "john. i hate you. you are such a d!&%. you ignored me for a week and now you are all over me. wtf?"
and he's like, "i know" (then he sings lyrics to me that make me want to vomit and make out with him at the same time.)
then i'm like, "you are high maintenance and inconsistent, go get back together with jennifer or jessica."
and he's like, "but you are so much more beautiful and amazing than they are...i love you."
and i'm like, "look, i know. but you are whiny and i hate it when you grow your hair long, it makes your lips look surgically modified. and you don't seem to be able to grow facial hair. i honestly think you should just stand on the beach with sunglasses on all day. no shirt, please. and you are getting on my damn nerves playing that same guitar song over and over. gimme lyrics to apply to myself or get outta here...i need you to go home."
then he plays this song and we get back together for five minutes and break up again. just like college.

in the tradition of finding RIDICULOUS homemade youtube videos (my new favorite hobby)...this one is a real treat. i love obsessive fans that do things like this. i bet they have imaginary relationships with my bf john mayer also so that doesn't really put me on a higher level than them but i think there is thick, wide line between us, nonetheless... just not really sure what it looks like or where it is exactly.

i was totally making fun of the super cute local bartenders depressing music choices the other night (cause that is how i generally act around real, live, dreamboats...think 4th grader at roller skating rink) when in reality i, too, have been sitting around inside staring at the miserable cold weather listening to heart wrenching, depressing love songs...and. enjoying. every. minute. of. it.

last week i rediscovered this song, which was my lay around glutton for punishment song of last winter. enjoooy...