dear kraft macaroni & cheese,i have been unfaithful. i haven't been not eating mac & cheese like i said i have been, i have been trying the other brands of mac & cheese i have purchased without you knowing. i am sorry. i'm not really sure how it got to his point...i know last year i honestly and truly did stop eating all mac & cheese...there was that bridesmaids dress and all those damn weddings and the reunion and i really did stop eating all noodles. it was a sad time for me. but i have been eating mac & cheese again for a while now...but just not you, kraft. i got sucked into reading the ingredients and let's face it, yours are scary and complicated. i usually hit up the natural food aisle first and i got duped into that cute little bunny on the annie's box. but that bunny box tastes like crap and now i am stuck with four more boxes to suffer through. i deserve it though. you have never let me down, you've given me rugrats and batman shaped pastas. i promise once i finish this disappointment that is annie's i am done with that pretentious bunny. i will only reach for you from now on. i hope you can find a way to forgive me and that we can get past this and live a long, full life together. not having parts of my body decompose adequately from additives you may contain that could unnaturally preserve my guts is something i am willing to do for you.
love always and forever, xoxoxo
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