love to hate you.

holy moses. imagine my surprise as i was catching up on my celebrity gossip today and i find THIS. john mayer, sans shirt, on the cover of rolling stone magazine. SWOON. so of course i read the article and i have the same. exact. reaction. as i do to him EVERY time. i am wrinkling my nose and drooling at the same time. turned off and on simultaneously. his pictures are so effing hot but then again LOOK at them....ewww dirty shirt, over styled hair, a wife beater? how is it that some men take these things and make them UBERsexy? it is not fair and celebratory at. the. same. time. ahhh!!!! i love to hate you john mayer!!!!!

read it. it's super gross and he says vagina like a million times and his lips look bigger than ever but geeeez. cruel and immensely satisfying world you have created, god.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2010/01/19/john-mayers-dirty-mind-lonely-heart-new-issue-of-rolling-stone/

(and he is right, continuum is waaay better than battle studies but i may or may not be sitting on my back porch staring at the stars in the cold enjoying a smoke listening to certain tracks on bs, namely 1, 4 & 5, on repeat. maybe. it is a possibility)