i netflixed a piece of shit movie the other night just because this guy was in it. and you know what? i dug it. he. was. terrible. and i kept expecting turtle to show up in new jams...
but at no point during the film did i consider turning it off...because 1. it was pretty good other than his terrible acting and, 2. he was just that hot.
here m'deary is as my cuban drug lord boyfriend. don't we all have a cuban drug lord boyfriend fantasy? i sure do, thanks a lot scarface. 'cept my bf is usually a cuban drug lord that is using his drug money to sustain his loyal people that are continuously being punished, deprived and boycotted from the nearest bordering countries economies via american bullshit political
who's dick is bigger? games.
here he is as dreamboat, blued eyed, seventies roller skating partner boyfriend...
and here he is doing a lame-o photo shoot but whatevs. bang bang back at cha.
i netflixed a piece of shit movie the other night just because this guy was in it. and you know what? i dug it. he. was. terrible. and i kept expecting turtle to show up in new jams...
but at no point during the film did i consider turning it off...because 1. it was pretty good other than his terrible acting and, 2. he was just that hot.
here m'deary is as my cuban drug lord boyfriend. don't we all have a cuban drug lord boyfriend fantasy? i sure do, thanks a lot scarface. 'cept my bf is usually a cuban drug lord that is using his drug money to sustain his loyal people that are continuously being punished, deprived and boycotted from the nearest bordering countries economies via american bullshit political who's dick is bigger? games.
here he is as dreamboat, blued eyed, seventies roller skating partner boyfriend...
and here he is doing a lame-o photo shoot but whatevs. bang bang back at cha.
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