mmm: i've been bitten. or mauled. whatever werewolves do.

so yeah. i haven't read the twilight books. i hate that crap but i have seen the 1st movie. twice, actually. not intentionally, i borrowed it once then forgot i had it on netflix so i rewatched it while making a present for someone. and seriously, who can ignore the hype surrounding this film? as a regular online reader of trashy celebrity gossip i am sure you were as surprised to see this guy reemerge as a gorgeous specimen of all things dark and handsome... love the northwestern native american art...after spending much time there in geeky museums, i thoroughly appreciate the accurate correlations to the natives of the geography...

damn.

shooo.

i am really glad this dude got his this go round. they (i assume and hope purposefully) made him look super frumpy in the first film and if he looks anything like he does in these shots in that movie... I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT TO SEE IT. sorry, it is true. i confess. but i will wait...i refuse to go with a bunch of screaming tween groupies. i have learned to lust on the inside, it has taken years, and i am good at it.

a plaid tie?! are you trying to send me to an early grave little lautner?! niiice choice.

(i haven't been this excited for a man meat film since fight club. and i REALLY like fight club. in all reality, i know there is nooo way the twilight series will beat a film with brad pitt, ed norton and (blessed be) jordan catalano covered in sweat and blood...but i feel the same excitement when i think about the fateful day i will see this guy and rp on screen. and i bet the blood and sweat content will be on similar levels. yessss!)